Pub Dilemma #7

Written to: Telephone - Lady GaGa and Beyonce

Sooo..

Would you rather not be able to taste any food or lose the feeling 'down there' (otherwise known as an orgasm, More!)?

Ha, well, I won't linger on to this for too long because no-one probably cares, but it has to be food all the way. Could you imagine if you were feeling crap and couldn't eat that chocolate to get you by? Or you picked up that kebab on a night out and didn't appreciate the taste of it reducing the vile VKs you've been drinking all night?

There would no need for restaurants, and that is not good. Not good at all my friends.

So long as everything worked 'down there', you could have children and the guy was happy, you'd be alright, right?